For those of you who caught American Idol last night...

I just wanted to reminisce a little about the season premier because so many of those auditions were absolutely priceless...

My top 5 favorites:

1. I shot the sheriff, but I did not shoot the deputy....I shot the sheriff, but I did not shoot the deputy.....This was just glorious to watch because it was the classic train wreck audition where the judges are so shocked at what they are seeing and hearing that they can't even respond, so the singer just KEEPS GOING, which makes the judges even MORE shocked, which makes the person sing MORE and it's just so awful to watch! Loved it!

2. Just like the Blue Moon girl. Holy cow! How many times was she going to keep starting her song over??? And then the capper with her just crying like a baby as she left the room. Just horrible! Loved it!

3. Then there was the white trash "Suntan girl" with her white trash mom. Eeeewe. They were so gross. And skanky. And her voice was just...Man, it was just fabulous to watch.

4. Okay, I can't leave out the goofball who thinks he can talk to animals. What was that??? That was the craziest audition and he was just wacked out! I can't even believe he's going to Hollywood. I'm laughing just thinking about it! It was so bizarre!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

5. And my last favorite goes to ALL the folks who got slammed but thought, and I mean REALLY THOUGHT, that they legitimately were awesome singers. And how baffled they seemed that they weren't going to Hollywood. And they were TERRIBLE SINGERS, to put it mildly, and yet, they think they have a career ahead of them. Just blew my mind.

I can't wait for tonight!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!