I'm on my way to work, and here are a few things that the kids will say to me, guaranteed. (Luckily you won't be hearing these things at work.)

1. Shut up!
2. Leave me alone!
3. I hate you!
4. I just farted.
5. Shut uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuup!
6. I'm not your friend.
7. Don't touch me!
8. I just peed on myself.
9. So and so hit me.
10. So and so kicked me.
11. So and so just took my marker.
12. (singsongy) I don't know, I don't care, you took off your underwear.

What are you,...four? (I ask them) They don't get the humor.

-listening to My Chemical Romance