So I was in line at the grocery store yesterday and this lady was in front of me who was...how can I put this eloquently...a hunchback. At first I thought she was bending over to scratch her knee or something, but when she didn't straighten back up...

Anyway, the cashier was MIA, and the hunchback was just hunching there, waiting. I was trying to figure out what the deal was when the cashier showed back up, a bit winded, having just run through the store to get a price check for the one item the hunchback was buying, which was a box of these super big maxi pads. And I thought, OH GOD! How awful! It's bad enough being a hunchback, but then to have to make everyone in line behind you wait, while someone has to go get the price of your big pads...it was just too much. It made me very thankful to have a straight back and to be buying noodles.

P.S. Hunchy's should not wear fanny packs. They are very unbecoming.