The Sound of Z
My Friday night has been so boring tonight- as in boring with a capital somebody-please-help-me-I'm-dying-here-folks-B. I've read. I've meandered around my new condo aimlessly. I've plugged in a lamp. I've even watched several episodes of the Playboy Mansion reality show. Still...absolutely bored. Excuse me, Bored. So, the only thing left to do was order in some food. I decided to try a new Cantonese/Mandarin joint called Honk Kong Chef. (I'm still waiting for it to arrive.)
I decided to pay with a credit card and was quite taken aback when the asian lady on the other end of the line repeated back my number. Instead of hearing six-zero-zero-zero, I heard sis-yero-yero-yero. Like year-o. It was just so amazing to realize that she literally could not pronounce the "Z" sound; that no matter how hard she tried, her lips/tounge/teeth/mouth would never be able to coordinate and produce the sound of Z. She got the "S" though, so I was confused as to why she didn't go for, sero-sero-sero, which would have been my personal choice vs. the rather humerous and unexplained yero. Oh well, props to her for really nailing that "Y" sound.

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I have this terrible, terrible affliction whereby if I hear an unexpected or intriguing accent, I inexplicably start speaking in it. Can't help it.
I once went to a Chinese restaurant in Springfield with ZQ and B where the lady taking our orders spoke in a similar manner to "yero" lady--by the time my turn to order came up I was entranced. I ordered "chickie flied-lice". ZQ punched me in the kidney, because he thought I was being insensitive--but I had no idea I'd even done it. It just happens to me.
My trip to Australia was fun that way too... and I'm going to Scotland next month. No doubt I'm going to piss some people off there too...
Hehe - I remember that!
I remember whirling around and you had already slapped your hand over your mouth and had the "deer in headlights" look.
Good times.
She would call me "Yack" or "YeeQ".
Nick- that sounds like something you do. Hope you don't get to Scottish in Scotland.
YeeQ- It was lovely seeing you this weekend. : )
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