Quirky Confession Week

I've decided to dedicate this week to all the ridiculously quirky things we do. Might as well just lay 'em out on the table and come clean and hopefully (fingers crossed) I won't be alone here in some of these things. So feel free to comment away on what bizarre things you have been known to do. Alright, here's my first confession...

I...sometimes...empathize with inanimate objects. Now I'm not talking about stuffed animals here, or totally plausible objects. That's different and acceptable. I mean REALLY inanimate pbjects. For example, I'm running low on paper in my printer. There are about 4 sheets left. I get a huge stack for replenishment but before I put the stack in I make sure to pull the last 4 sheets out, THEN I put the new stack in and THEN I put the 4 sheets at the front. Why? Because somewhere deep in my brain I have the thought that these last sheets have been waiting for so long to get printed on and just when they were about to get their chance, I would have the nerve to stick 50 sheets ahead of them??? That would be just plain mean...

...As if the paper actually had FEELINGS...Paper.

Go on now!!! You know you've done it too! You know it!!!