Me by 8:16 on Sunday Night

So I decided to go out for dinner tonight, and when I arrived, I had the sudden urge to have a nice big drink. (Drink as in alcohol.) And spying a Mojito on the menu, I happily placed an order for one. But forgetting that I hadn't eaten much all day and being very thirsty when my drink arrived, my mojito didn't last too long, and neither did my sobriety. By the time dinner arrived, I kept thinking, Surely I can't be this tipsy!! Off of one drink!!! Has anyone noticed??? So I decided to just confess to those around my table that I was feeling...well, slightly tanked in hopes that they would say oh no, oh no, you seem just fine!.

This is what came out of my mouth, "Man, this drink purt me hitty bad."

And I said these words with such focus and seriousness, that everyone knew for sure that Miss Katy had had too much to drink- to everyone's chagrin, I might add.

So by 8:16, I was already in bed, trying not to fall asleep, when this picture was taken of me.
And now to keep myself awake, because I need to run lines for my show, I thought I would post this and share my little humiliating moment with everyone. Hope it makes you smile.