Come on, is 9:18 AM really too early for a drink?
So I was recently asked on my blog in a jokingly fashion, by "anonymous," if I were a lush. (I'm thinking its Brad Pitt again, trying to worm his way back into my life. Just...Stop already!) And I replied, with a definite, (jazz) hands down, "No."
But then...I got to thinking. Maybe just maybe, Brad-I mean, "anonymous" is onto something here. So, I thought to settle the matter once and for all, I'd look up the EXACT definition of a lush to see if it really and truly applied to me.
(ahem) lush: 2. an habitual heavy drinker
Hmmmm...Now, generally, I don't drink heavily all the time, but over the past month or so...I have. I have indeed.
So...
I'll just be honest here and say that, yes...Currently, I am a lush. And a proud one to boot. Now...Who'd like to toast me on that?

7 Comments:
I just meant a toast in general. You'll be happy to know that I was not drinking at 9 this morning because yes...it is too early for a drink.
Pffftt...Pansy. I wash my mouth out with Everclear every morning.
-koaly BEAR
ps: greek food is good.
You wash your mouth out with bear blood.
And, of course, the answer is, "no".
Mmmm...bear blood.
-k bear
Brad is going to be in the Chicago area in April and he is going to need to eat...Do you have any recommendations for restaurants without going downtown? Brad likes Italian...Brad also likes seafood.
Brad thanks you!
I toast you on your lush state and on writing an enjoyable blog- I check it often and smile.
- Allison (from EDN)
I toast you on your lush state and on writing an enjoyable blog- I check it often and smile.
- Allison (from EDN)
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