Friday, March 10, 2006

Come on, is 9:18 AM really too early for a drink?

So I was recently asked on my blog in a jokingly fashion, by "anonymous," if I were a lush. (I'm thinking its Brad Pitt again, trying to worm his way back into my life. Just...Stop already!) And I replied, with a definite, (jazz) hands down, "No."

But then...I got to thinking. Maybe just maybe, Brad-I mean, "anonymous" is onto something here. So, I thought to settle the matter once and for all, I'd look up the EXACT definition of a lush to see if it really and truly applied to me.

(ahem) lush: 2. an habitual heavy drinker

Hmmmm...Now, generally, I don't drink heavily all the time, but over the past month or so...I have. I have indeed.

So...

I'll just be honest here and say that, yes...Currently, I am a lush. And a proud one to boot. Now...Who'd like to toast me on that?

7 Comments:

At 1:53 PM, Blogger katy said...

I just meant a toast in general. You'll be happy to know that I was not drinking at 9 this morning because yes...it is too early for a drink.

 
At 4:45 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

Pffftt...Pansy. I wash my mouth out with Everclear every morning.
-koaly BEAR
ps: greek food is good.

 
At 6:20 PM, Blogger katy said...

You wash your mouth out with bear blood.

 
At 8:56 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

And, of course, the answer is, "no".
Mmmm...bear blood.
-k bear

 
At 7:50 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

Brad is going to be in the Chicago area in April and he is going to need to eat...Do you have any recommendations for restaurants without going downtown? Brad likes Italian...Brad also likes seafood.

Brad thanks you!

 
At 7:30 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

I toast you on your lush state and on writing an enjoyable blog- I check it often and smile.

- Allison (from EDN)

 
At 7:31 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

I toast you on your lush state and on writing an enjoyable blog- I check it often and smile.

- Allison (from EDN)

 

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