I think I'd like to get punched in the stomach.
For real.
And I say this only because yesterday a friend asked me how I was doing and I told him: Good, but sometimes it feels like someone has punched me in the stomach when I wake up in the mornings.

Which got me to thinking...Is that really how I feel when I wake up? Like someone has literally punched me? I mean how would I know? I've never been punched in the stomach before, which...is a good thing, I agree, but...Well, now I'm curious.

And while we're on the topic of physical violence, I think I'd also like to get slapped in the face- just once. And not in any vicious or dramatic manner; I don't want to experience the mental part of that equation, I just want to know what it feels like to have someone slap me across the face. Not that I'm looking for any takers, because I wouldn't want just anybody slapping me, and no one I know really fits the bill right now in the department of Ideal Slapper, if such a department even exists, so I guess I am just plum out of luck for now.

Annnnd, I think I've shared too much.
Yes.
Yes, I have.