Things that are very normal for me to say at work, but would probably be really funny if you said them at work...

1. Can you pull your pants down for me? ...Good job.
2. I'm not gonna tell you again, you need to use your inside voice.
3. Stop whining, or you can just go sit in your cubby.
4. No, markers are not for your face.
5. No, we are not showing our underwear to the boys right now...Please keep your dress down.
6. You have to warn me before you sneak up and jump on my back, okay?
7. Don't lie to me. I was standing right there! Now, go back in and flush the toilet!
8. I think you need to be changed...Yes you do, now let's go.
9. If you can't sit together nicely on the couch, then everyone is gonna have to sit on the floor. It's your call.
10. Now can you pull your pants back up for me? Thank you...