So last night at dinner, after taking a huge bite of broccoli, a category 5 sneeze came upon me without warning. With no time to grab a tissue, I just threw my face into the crook of my arm and to everyone's amusement and disbelief- including my own-, when I pulled my arm back down, it was apparent that I had sneezed broccoli (via my mouth) all over myself.

My family is still teasing me about it.