MySpace Men

I've been on MySpace now for about 3 months, and in those 3 months, I've maybe received a grand total of 4 "You B sexy, girl!" type messages from random, strange guys across the US.

Well, this past weekend I put up a new profile picture and this morning...I had 7 messages and 5 friend requests from quite a motley crew of guys. I now have a Scottish soldier over in Iraq wanting to be my "pen pal." Then there's 15-year-old "The Gangster" from Brooklyn. Very nice. Very nice. "Versatile" would like to get to know me better. Cool Mike wants to take my pictures. And Loda...Oh, Loda. Loda told me that it looked like I was keeping it together really well...Thanks...I assume he means for...my age? God forbid a girl look good at 30, right?

Though, I have to say my favorite message from today would have to be from 27-year-old JB in California, who swept me off my proverbial feet with these captivating words: damn baby talk about lookin fine u got it goin on 4 sure (The "u" and the "4" were what really won me over. And of course, the lack of any punctuation whatsoever. I might just have 2 write back to him and get his digits.)