Why I Love Saturdays
by katy boza

Saturdays are great because I don't have to work.
And work is for the birds.
Also, I get to lounge around.
And eat cookie dough.
And read good books.
Books make me happy.
So do baby dolphins.
I also like Saturdays because they go right into Sundays.
And on Sundays I do a lot of the same fun things I do on Saturdays.
Like having screwdrivers and cookie dough for dinner.
Or sitting around in my underwear watching the boob tube.
The boob tube is the best.
So are mini umbrellas.