Wall of Shame

We keep a Kids' Quote Wall up at the preschool that features cute/funny things that the kids say. I'll watch a parent read it and laugh at how adorable the quotes are. "Isn't so and so just so cute???"

Well, I've overheard quite a few things that would never make it up on the wall at school, but should make it up somewhere...so I'm starting my own Special Kid's Quote Wall here on my blog. Enjoy...

"Miss Katy!!! My privates don't hurt anymore!"
"I'm peeing myself." (and yes, he was.)
"I can hit him cuz my mom says I can."
"Nora (our school director) ain't gonna come up here to get me cuz she too fat."
"Shut up, you fu#king bitch!" (Luckily this was not directed at me, but at another teacher.) "You. Look. Ugly today." (And yes, this one was directed at me.)
"I don't want to be a good girl! I want to be a bad girl!"

I'll leave you with those, but I'm sure there will be more to come.

-listening to Pink Moon by Nick Drake