Just found this slipped under my door this morning...

Dear Katy,

It's been almost 5 days since we've hung out. What's going on? Did I do something to upset you? Are you ignoring me?? I know you're busy with your show and everything, but come on. Enough is enough. And don't tell me you didn't see me the other night because I know you did. You walked right by me and didn't even so much as give me a glance. So typical. Anyway, you know where I'll be. Hope to see you soon.

Your pal, Vodka