So here's the thing about orange juice...
Once I start drinking it, I can't stop. And I'm not joking. I LOVE orange juice, but all I really want is one little glass full. Yet 10 minutes later, the sour taste buds in the back of my mouth start CRAVING that delicious orange taste. And by craving, I mean like cocaine. I'm not even thirsty anymore yet, there I am, back in the kitchen, not able to pour myself a glass fast enough.
And this could go on all night! It's like there are drugs in my juice. I will literally keep going back because my mouth starts acting like its going to rip itself out of my face to get to the OJ if I don't take it over there and pour some in.
I drank five glasses last night in under thirty minutes. Five. My stomach was like, STOP ALREADY! You have so much juice in here, Moses could part it and lead the Israelites through!!!
That would have been fine with me...

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Well, these were very tiny miniature Isralites, who were thirsty, so...It worked out just great.
I'm drinking orange juice right now...jealous?
-bear
Don't even start with your torturing bit or you will pay the piper when I see you tonight...
How much do I owe the piper?
-bear
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