I couldn't decide what to write about today, so here's a list of all the things I was contemplating:
1. A letter to Col. Sanders regarding the little chat he and I need to have about the new KFC bowl.
2. A letter to Jared Leto welcoming him back, on behalf of all the girls in America, from the cave he's been hiding in since My So Called Life.
3. The Pajama/Ice cream party we're having at school on Wednesday and how funny (in a tasteless, inappropriate way) it would be if I wore what I really wore to bed to the party.
4. The new best friend I made last night, (Pepto) and how we've been inseparable for the past 8 hours. (A special thanks to the greasy burger at Moody's for introducing us!)
5. And last, when I ran a quick spell check, it suggested I replace "ice cream" with "isochronal," which first of all, is just plain ridiculous. And second of all, who would ever want to attend a Pajama/Isochronal party? IT DOESN'T EVEN MAKE SENSE!!!! Get it together spell check!
posted by katy @ 11:17 AM
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7 Comments:
Okay...regarding the KFC bowl...they should just name it "The Hobo Special" and be done with it.
Yuck.
-koaly
Yeah, Pepto is my friend, too. Went to the Sox game last night and ate there - 'nuf said.
The Hobo Special indeed...I couldn't have said it better myself.
Dear Katy,
In detail, let me know what it is you don't like about "the bowl"... actually, this is my own personal heaven.... IIt is KFC's mission to make each visit as pleasurable as possible. If you were not satisfied with "the bowl", please tell me. If you were, please tell others.
Thank you.
Colonel Sanders
Col. Sanders
Dear Colonel, Thank you for writing. "The bowl" should be called "The Hobo Special" as my friend suggested. Either that or "Hobo Shepard's Pie." It's just the worst combonation of food you could have put together. And don't even get me started on the "three cheese blend" you top everything off with...What's happened Colonel? You're losing your edge.
Katy-
I gotta tell you these World Famous KFC Bowls are terrific. You can knock them all you want, but the simple truth is they are irresistable. I mean how can you resist the Colonel's mixture of all things good. It is even topped with not only gravy, but a 3 cheese blend. Come on, try it, I did and I loved it. You know you want to. Come on, Katy!
Dear Katy,
I am not sure where you went to school regarding food combinations....but last time I checked it was not at all uncommon for chicken, mashed potatoes and gravy, and corn to be served simultaneously at a meal. As for the three cheese blend, it was once stated, (and I agree) that "cheese is good on anything, except sweets." I think you must have issues with Hobo's...and to that I take offense. Let's try to be a little more polically correct for all our "Hobo" friends out there, that may or may not, enjoy the KFC bowl.
As for me losing my edge....not hardly. As for you, living in the "Windy City" has just allowed your down home, good taste, to be blown away.
Thank you,
Col. Sanders
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