Dear Def Leppard,

I know! I know...Where have I been? You ask. How could I have possibly neglected you for this long? I know, Def, I've been a bad fan. A terrible fan. I have no excuse! But I do. And you know it. So stop with the almost threatening but really just pathetic calls already. Okay? I know it's you. And I know it seems like I don't love you anymore, but how could that ever be? We've been through so much! You think your biggest fan would just abandon you? Never. I just needed a break. So cut the "You've left me for Jared Leto's band!" crap, because you know that's not true either. There's room enough in my heart for everybody, and sharing that room with Jared is just part of the deal.

So chin up. I'll be back soon, Def, I promise, and then you can pour some sugar on me and it'll be like I had never gone.

Rockfully yours,
katy