Ignoring how hungry I am

how is it that dianne warwick looks EXACTLY the same. I was just watching Dancing With The Stars (I mean, not watching it, watching it, it's just that it's the only channel I get since I don't have cable and...oh, don't judge me!) Anyway, she looks exactly the same. I remember seeing her on those psychic commercials and even further back in 80's music videos and, well, I think she made some pact with the devil. As in I literally don't think she has aged.

Oh my goodness, this new TV show just came on with the premise of granting random Americans their dreams, hosted by Donnie Osmond, and right now 2 bald guys are fighting over getting new hair. It's like I'm watching a terrible high school debate, with each of them pleading their case. So dumb. I should turn it off. I feel that I will somehow lose braincells if I continue watching it. I just need to get up and hit the off button on my TV. So here I go. I am going. I am not still watching. Uh oh! The dream girls just came out and are revealing the results! Oh sad, the cute guy lost. Way-way-wait a second. He wins a car with the hair. Why does he win a car too? I bet if those 2 guys were fighting over getting a new car, the winner wouldn't also get new hair. Oh my gosh, this show IS SO BAD!!! WHY AM I STILL WATCHING IT??!!! (5 minute lapse) No, seriously, I need to turn it off. Okay...Here goes...

Thanks for watching TV with me.