Porn Man
A few days ago, I hopped in my car ( at my new place) but couldn't leave because I was blocked by a big truck. My parking spot is off the alley and my car had been backed in, so I was just sitting there, watching as this huge truck was trying to figure out where to go so I could get out. Meanwhile, 2 more cars come down the alley and now they too are blocked. Finally, the truck starts to move and from out of nowhere, this big black man runs out to the truck, trying to flag it down to stop. And what is in his hand? A porn magazine. Open, no less, with naked white women in full view of me,the two cars also blocked, and this young mother and her young son who are standing in the driveway next to me, who come to find out, were expecting this service truck.
So porn guy succeeds in stopping his coworker in the truck and proceeds to help him back up into a parking space, all the while using his thin porn mag to direct. I'm just in shock. I look over at the young mom and her son who are just gaping at the magazine. The guy seems absolutely oblivious to this and I'm wondering, why do you have your porn out? You're on the job, I mean put that stuff away. At least roll it up and stick it in your back pocket. But nope, he never did put it away- was still holding it when he walked over to meet the mom and son.
I have one word for you man...Classy!

2 Comments:
I'm amazed at the guys who read it on the Subway. I mean, come on! No one wants to see that while riding the train!
On the subway? Wow, I never saw that when I lived there. Guess I should consider myself lucky.
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