Confessions 3 & 4

Confession 3: I eat baby food from time to time. JUST pears or pears & pineapple. No carrots or anything like that.

One time when I was in college, I was going through the check out line at the local Dillons and among the few groceries I was purchasing were 2 jars of Gerber baby food (pears.) The check out girl was my age, black, and after scanning the first jar looked me dead in the eye a bit perplexed and asked, "Are these for you?" Whoa!...I had never been confronted with the fact that I still ate baby food from time to time and I just froze. But she kept staring at me waiting for my answer. I didn't want to lie and say I had a baby so..I just said, in that "You got me!" tone, "Yep! Those would be for me." And to my great surprise, she said, "Girl, I eat this stuff all the time too! It's good ain't it?" I couldn't have paid her for a better response.

Confession 4: Whenever I open a pint/gallon of ice cream- which isn't very often-I always carve my initials + whomever I love at the time. Have done it since 4th grade. Not even sure why I started or why I still continue. I just always thought, Hey, If it's carved in this brand new pint of ice cream, we'll be together (or will be together) forever.

Man, I'm dumb.