So February 28th has been billed as my favorite day of the entire year. Why, you ask? Because every year since, oh, about 10 years ago, something truly spectacular has happened on that day- big spectacular, small spectacular- I know, it sounds crazy, but, it really happens.

Anyway, my point for bringing all this up is that this PAST February 28, I got royally screwed, because not only did nothing amazing happen for the first time in 10 years, but I actually had probably one of the worst days ever. So...I decided (just this morning) that I want a "do over." I mean that's only fair, right? And what better day than the Ides of March?! I mean, come on.

So...Today it is.
And I've got until midnight.
And if nothing happens
well, then I will gracefully retire my magical day.
Well, first I will find someone to kick in the shins,
but then! Then, I will gracefully retire the day.
For good.


Son of a bitch, don't let me down Ides!!!