Things to Do Today:

1. Get off the couch.
2. Resist the urge to eat cheesecake for breakfast.
3. Resist the urge to watch Jared Leto's video again.
4. Go to work. (Early)
5. School some kids in UNO.
6. Avoid being accidentally felt up again by a certain preschooler.
7. Leave work. (Early)
8. Head downtown to pick up head shots.
9. Celebrate having new head shots by grabbing a drink at the nearest bar.
10. Realize 4:30 pm is a little too early to be so drunk.
11. Start drunk dialing work.
12. Start getting hungry.
13. Realize if I don't get some cheesecake soon, I might actually die.
14. Go to Eli's and get cheesecake.
15. Refuse to pay, insisting that my being cute is payment enough.
16. Drunk dial work again.
17. Party.