Ignoring how hungry I am

how is it that dianne warwick looks EXACTLY the same. I was just watching Dancing With The Stars (I mean, not watching it, watching it, it's just that it's the only channel I get since I don't have cable and...oh, don't judge me!) Anyway, she looks exactly the same. I remember seeing her on those psychic commercials and even further back in 80's music videos and, well, I think she made some pact with the devil. As in I literally don't think she has aged.

Oh my goodness, this new TV show just came on with the premise of granting random Americans their dreams, hosted by Donnie Osmond, and right now 2 bald guys are fighting over getting new hair. It's like I'm watching a terrible high school debate, with each of them pleading their case. So dumb. I should turn it off. I feel that I will somehow lose braincells if I continue watching it. I just need to get up and hit the off button on my TV. So here I go. I am going. I am not still watching. Uh oh! The dream girls just came out and are revealing the results! Oh sad, the cute guy lost. Way-way-wait a second. He wins a car with the hair. Why does he win a car too? I bet if those 2 guys were fighting over getting a new car, the winner wouldn't also get new hair. Oh my gosh, this show IS SO BAD!!! WHY AM I STILL WATCHING IT??!!! (5 minute lapse) No, seriously, I need to turn it off. Okay...Here goes...

Thanks for watching TV with me.

mini dreams

I've always wanted to go see a movie in the theater and end up being the only person there. The chance of this happening is nearly impossible, as I have come close several times, but I know that one day, when I least expect it, it will happen.

Like maybe...today. I decided while I am still not working full time, to take advantage of my free morning hours. So I found a movie I really want to see (that no one else wants to see), that starts at 11:50. So I'm just gonna go! And maybe maybe maybe today will be the day. And if not...Well, at least I get to eat popcorn for lunch.

fingers crossed

Classic

I was just online doing some research on legal matters when i came across this:

Special offer: You can receive a $10.00 discount when you purchase a divorce product AND a Marital Separation Agreement at the same time. Use coupon code "combodeal" while placing your order.

I'm sorry, did they just say "combodeal?" Did they just compare the breaking up of a marriage to a meal at McDonalds? "Yeah, hi,...Um, can I get a cheeseburger and fries...a, uh... seperation and divorce...annnnnnd, that's all. Oh, those come with drinks, right?."